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Email Hijinks




The REAL way to fight spam mail.

XD I'm sick of spam. Really. A couple weeks ago, I actually replied to some of my spam mail while at Stephko's. So, tonight, I got to go through some of Steph-ko's junk mail and reply to a few. Here's what we came up with:

Subj: Eat and be thin!
Re: Really? You mean I can lose weight without throwing up after every meal? I can actually *eat*?

Subj: Make Extra Money Even While You're Sleeping
Re: Yes, I make money while I'm "sleeping", already, thanks... and probably more than you could give me, anyway.

Subj: Can you staple?
Re: Sorry, I still have hunks of metal in my hands from the last stapling job I took. I'm stuck on paperclips now.

Subj: valueable septic tank information
Re: Yeah, my septic tank is a mess. But I like shit on my lawn. It scares the neighbors. Thanks anyway.

Subj: Cheapest Cigarettes on Earth
Re: You sure these are the lowest? My friends get me illicet ciggies from Nevada for $5 a pack. Nice try.

Subj: Eat pizza and lose weight?
Re: You dumbass, just because you aren't obesse doesn't mean that pizza's GOOD for you, anerexic bitch.
It still makes your poures produce more shit, giving you zits, and the fat goes to your ass. Also, you're clogging your areteries. Hope you want that heart attack at 25!~


XD ...yeah. That's about it. We'd started doing this before, and the older ones were longer & funnier, but it's all good. Later.

~"Drink from me and live forever..."